Whether you’re a cat-lover or simply a purr-veyor of excellent humour, here are fifteen cat jokes that are sure to tickle your whiskers!
- What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtain.
- Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr-suasive.
- What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
- Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
- How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
- What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
- Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties? The Great Catsby.
- Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because it wanted to be a first-aid kit!
- What do you get when you cross a cat with a wizard? Harry Purr-ter.
- What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea? An assembly kit!
- What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
- Why was the cat so good at video games? Because it had nine lives!
- What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat!
- What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas!
You can’t deny they’re worthy of a cracker!
